adu, красава, я до слёз смеялся
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes. i want give respect for you
God:
What can I do for you? Why do you want it?
Me:
because you are dude
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am dude.
Me:
no problem. Why did you kill 2 Pac?
God:
Should there be a problem? It was determined by my programming.
Me:
what programm? bullshit. Stop talking me so stupid things
God:
Have you tried another program? You don't believe me. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
fucking mashine
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
You must know it. What color are my eyes?
God:
" What color are your eyes? "? Do I know it? I can only see in black and white.
Me:
ok. What kind of musik listening i now?
God:
Alright then. Oh. What kinds of musik listening i are there?
Me:
no. What kind of musik listening i now?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Right now? What kinds of musik listening i are there?
Me:
You are not god, i lost my belief ((((
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.