Колонулся бог
Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
how are u
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
so nice day for u
God:
It goes without saying. Yes it is a nice day today.
Me:
what time is it now?
God:
Right now? It's getting late.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006.
Me:
no time
God:
Are you serious? As Einstein said, Time is Money.
Me:
not i am not
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
Driavyi znachit
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
da ladno zabei
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
do u drink vodka sunday night
God:
I tend to drink a lot of vodka sunday night, the darker the better.
Me:
u smoke any spliff at occasion
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
do u like niggas
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like the Bible.
Me:
& niggers
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
what is igod
God:
I haven't heard of igod.
Me:
& what is your programm for talk with me
God:
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You are: .
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You want: .
You like: .
You said: said I done it.
Personality: abusive.
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Password: .
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Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
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Типа всё чо он должен узнать про меня он знает что я абьюзив