Me:
preved?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
uchi russkiy
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
i'm medved
God:
Why are you medved.
Me:
because of preved
God:
Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
how can i find acckiy sotona?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
ask your mom
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
krosafcheg
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
let me kill you
God:
I would not want you to kill anything.
Me:
pidaras
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
nope, gonna go and learn some of them for you
God:
You must be American. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

гы, больше не знаю ничё по английске(