lazyval, i bet you're really form Cambridge
Just put on "Oxford" to imply you're rich
OK, "Oxbridge" is right about the middle of it
Oh f@ck it, i guess a white lie is worth the try
I'll do your whole style single-handedly
Then yawn and ask Allah: "Now, where's my enemy?"
I'm the boiling enema straight up your pink pussy azz
I'm the horny PT teacher that kept you late after classes
I'm the bird that took a flying dump on your fake Versace glasses
I'm the tipsy Rammstein singing "BU HAST" for the crowd
I'm not James Brown, but he's black and i'm proud
I'm the alarm-clock that won't stop even when dropped
I'm the samurai that took all you rice crops
I'm the boy who got your money but didn't wash the windshield
I can't be killed cuz my name's Highlander and i wear kilts
I'm the rower that smashed your face with an oar -
You're a dry bob
You need a mirror and a magnifier to see your knob
I might be a slob but i'm still hot and you're definitely not
Posting English verses where Russian is used
Getdafukk outta here or get lyrically bruised