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Hello pieces of garbage! This week it was pleasure for me to I finally review those no good cocksucking jabroni’s The Cypress Hill and that fat son of a bitch Action Bronson. A lot of stupid fucking people say he look like the white Rick Ross, fuck the Rick Ross, Action Bronson look like the fucking Canadian Earthquake. It was a change of scenery for me this time as it was at the House of Blues, no good piece of shit venue I’m already get excited but I get to that later.

It was a foggy night and the Nikoli got to my palace around 6pm, I wanted to get there early because I had the backstage passes to we hang out with the Cypress Hill smoke the marijuana drink the Budweiser and fuck all the groupies for them because they cannot fuck groupies anymore, they are the married plus they cannot get it up (Rise Up).

We got to the House of Blues and the line to get in was around the block, it was sold out. They must have had a black Friday ticket sale because the Cypress isn’t worth the fuck. I didn’t wait in line though because that stupid fucking Dominican Shaun Vizzy had my wristband that was all access like the mom of the B-Real. We hang out in the Dressing room with everybody to we smoke the marijuana and drink the cold beer. Then the fucking Enas tried to humble me old country way, I felt like pouring Ragu on that motherfuckers head(if you’ve seen Enas’ hair you’ll know why). I met the Senen Dog for the first time, he was the cool I have a lot of respect for him to he treat me like the family. He hides his homosexuality very well might I add. I also met the B-Reals wife she was the nice and I happen to like my job so that’s all I’m going to say about her.

The Clock struck 9 and it was time for the Action Bronson. He was the fucking good, he is fucking legend in the making. He did tracks off of pretty much all his projects, Dr. Lecter, Well Done, Blue Chips, Rare Chandeliers etc. During his set he jumped over the barricade and started rapping in the crowd which was fucking dope. Then he made his way to the bar all while still rapping and ordered himself a pine apple and Ginger Ale, fucking legend! He put on a good set, I felt he deserved a better response from the L.A. Crowd then what he got.

Finally it was time for the Cypress. The Dougie and the Kenji rolled the B-Real and Senen Dog in their wheel chairs to the stage area. They huddled up and said a prayer making sure the energy was right before hitting the stage. Once they hit the stage everybody go fucking crazy, mosh pit and people getting punched in the face. The guys were insane in the brain and the bitches were ludicrous in the Uterus. One of the whores in the front row eye fucked the shit outta me while I was on stage getting footage, she had 3 dots under her left eye which means only one thing, she can take a dick and 2 fingers in her ass, 1+2=3. The Cypress did all their classic material, an hour and 30 minutes of energy in front of the hometown crowd so nobody went home disappointed. They were fucking legend. During Latin Thugs which is when B-Real joins Bobo on the percussions B-Real fucked up, I just wanted to be a dick and add that. Toward the end of the set the B-Real told the crowd that in the 2013 the Cypress was going to work on a new album produced entirely by the DJ Muggerud. I can’t wait for that because the DJ Muggerud makes beats darker then the Senen Dog, I’m talking about the type of shit that makes me want to punch B-Real in his fucking twat!

Anyway after they finished their set we hung out for a while in the patio, till this fat cocksucking no good piece of fucking garbage security guard made the Nikoli leave because he lost his wristband. I tried to explain to that faggot son of a bitch that the Nikoli has been backstage with us the entire night, his response to me was “was I talking to you?”. Nobody talks to the fucking legend like that! The Nikoli told that fat piece of garbage, you think you’re big shit (literally hes big shit) because you have a yellow shirt and walkie talkie?! The Security jabroni asked the Nikoli “what do you do for a living”. The Nikoli is a paramedic for the department of the fire in the Los Angeles. Then he asked me what do I do for a living? I told that no good low life son of a bitch I put fat motherfuckers in yellow shirts with walkie talkies in the back of his ambulance you no good piece of dumb dog shit! I managed to find a picture of him on the House of Blues Website. This is Him.



We left after that, the night was already over anyway but that really pissed me off. He fucked up my high. On the way home I managed to calm down. I kind of felt sorry for the fat fuck, he probably hasn’t been able to locate his dick for the past 10 years. The House of Blues can suck my 10 inch cock!…FUCK THE DAN AYKROYD!!!!!!!