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"By all means I keep my balls clean."

What do you mean "by all means"? This isn't that hard. Like, just wash them.

"I go by 'N' now -- just one syllable."

Nas - Can't Forget About You



Right, you shortened it to the easier, one-syllable "N" from the tongue-twister "Nas" ...which is also one syllable.