-Цитата от Say Hollywood 
Stranger: were you from?
You: new jersey, tranton
You: and u?
Stranger: texas
You: ohhh
Stranger: its the best country in the world
You: yeah!
You:
Stranger: we piss on every other country
You: so...
You: fuck u.
вот блин патриоты в америке. в техасе)))
скучные они
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: Give me money!
Stranger: why?
You: I the peasant and my cows have killed
Stranger: cool
You: Now I have nothing to eat
Stranger: oops
Stranger: you can eat me if u want
You: were you from?
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: u?
You: I am possible I will live at you couple of months? I from Riga
Stranger: hımm I ll think about that