Ukraine, (Ukrainian: Україна) also written as You Crane, is a tiny, but sometimes huge, country currently located somewhere in the depths of Europe. The country suddenly becomes huge when people think it is a part of Russia. However, many scientists continue to debate its existence. The country is among the wealthiest in Europe due to numerous mafia members. Ukrainian women are drop dead gorgeous zombies and love to be referred to as "hohli," especially by American men, however their beauty is under debate due to separate beauty measurements for zombies.

The Ukrainian Military Presents its new uniforms

Ukraine's aincient military tradition consisted of getting the greatest warrior race, then somehow messing up the neighbouring countries. on one such account, ukraine was given £30000 by austria to fight jews, however they just got pissed and invaded the wrong country, Ukraine also invaded the planet mars to help the Confederacy fight bugs, and somehow managed to find a way to beat grues, but was pissed at the time so forgot the whole thing