I
Hey yall people, what’s tha fuck wrong with me
Why da ugly bitches want fuck with me
Maybe because I’m an ugly motherfucker
or maybe because I’m bold like Joe Cocker
Maybe because I’m ugly like hell
but the main thing is my nasty smell
Maybe because I’m fat like Fat Joe
And my dick is thick like da banjo.

II
Hey yo people, I like ugly bitches
When I’m with them I can make a lot of switches
I like them fat and the pimple faced
With the face lift, when their booty is raised
I like them tall, with the small tits
I like them drunk with the slimy lips
When they are drunk you can see their belly
You slap on it, it moves like a jelly

III
So when I go out I try to look for a date
She can be Carol, Sekira or Cate
When I see one who is ugly enough
Task of getting her isn’t so tough
So I come to the girl and she buys me a drink
She looks at me and we have magic link
So yall people get ugly bithes,
For getting them you don’t need any teachers

IV
Hey yall people, I’m so desperate
For twenty years I can’t find me a date
I come to the girl, and I say to her HI
She looks at my face and she starts to cry
I said, wait a minute it is n’t so bad
I don’t look like you and that’s why i’m glad
This tears are signs of my big happiness
And I thank the god for this eternal bless

V
Now I know the way, how I can get score
and for this deed I have to go hardcore
The answer to my problem has two hundred kilos
And her body looks like twenty five big size pillows
I like to see her wearing the mini
To forget this sight I have to drink the martini
It was hard for me to find her two eyes
And sex with her was sooooo very nice

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весело.....извращенец эдакий

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Весело. Интересно, сколько ты над ними сидел?

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