ахаха
Простите, смотрю смех без правил. Че то как то смешно стало очень.

Stranger: hi
You: хуй
You: what is your name?
Stranger: rui
You: no
Stranger: yours?
You: your name
Stranger: Rui Wang
Stranger: Im male from china
You: China - very good country
Stranger: thanks


хуй
руй ванг

You: hi)
Stranger: I'm waiting for you long time
Stranger: but now, we will be one
Stranger: take me!

ппц

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Stranger: hey
You: хуй
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: hotish?
Stranger: moe hoi?
You: i'm shemale
Stranger: hotish moe hoi?
You: its ok?
Stranger: yes
You: my hoe is really hotish
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-Цитата от Take you

You: hi)
Stranger: I'm waiting for you long time
Stranger: but now, we will be one
Stranger: take me!

ппц

ахаха
забавно.))

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Stranger: toasters make toast
You: tnx CO!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi!
You: do you speak russian?
Stranger: asl?
You: what?
Stranger: yes
You: говоришь по русски?
You: хуй
You: приём
You: hi
You: how do you do
You: бля, заебал
Stranger: чё называться ты ?
You: Руслан!
You: Ruslan, my name is Ruslan
You: you use the translator?

You: where you live, мудобляцкий троеёбень?
Stranger: i live in sweden
You: oo, Sweden
Stranger: yes
You: i from in Kazakhstan
You: I live in nomad's tent
Stranger: ok
You: ну ка ебани по русски чё нибудь
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-Цитата от Русик reims

ахахах

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Stranger: i eat shit.
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-Цитата от Русик reims

Stranger: hi
You: hi!
You: do you speak russian?
Stranger: asl?
You: what?
Stranger: yes
You: говоришь по русски?
You: хуй
You: приём
You: hi
You: how do you do
You: бля, заебал
Stranger: чё называться ты ?
You: Руслан!
You: Ruslan, my name is Ruslan
You: you use the translator?

You: where you live, мудобляцкий троеёбень?
Stranger: i live in sweden
You: oo, Sweden
Stranger: yes
You: i from in Kazakhstan
You: I live in nomad's tent
Stranger: ok
You: ну ка ебани по русски чё нибудь
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

хаха.)
Руй Ванг блять
Руслан, давай еще ченить.)

-Цитата от Русик reims

Stranger: asl?

age
sex
location

я попался на чела, просящего инвайт на хабр

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Stranger: Heya
You: hi
Stranger: What's up?
Stranger: hi is up?
You: very good
You: you male or female?
Stranger: How's life treating you then?
You: What is your name?
You: хуй
Stranger: Danny and that's not a word
You: My name is SD
You: i'm - Russian Star, RAPPER
Stranger: Gimme a freestyle then
You: ты тупой мудак
You: еееее
You: фри фри стайл
You: this is russian freestyle
Stranger: I bet you're very popular
You: very very popular
Stranger: And yet here you are
Stranger: Talking to a stranger
You: one moment
Stranger: Sure
You: http://www.myspace.com/sdthaking
You: my myspace
Stranger: If I could be bothered to go on it I'm sure it would be amazing
You: I beautiful
Stranger: Quite
You: you want to lick my legs?
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он СД знает походу

Добавлено через 45 секунд

-Цитата от Чepeпашка

-Цитата от Русик reims

Stranger: asl?

age
sex
location

спасибо, буду знать эту аббревиатуру

-Цитата от .wesk.

я попался на чела, просящего инвайт на хабр

там с хабра дохуя народу)

Добавлено через 2 минуты

Stranger: lets go to vegas and get married
You: right now?
Stranger: then have half retrted babies and make them inbreed with each other
Stranger: and be come grandparents adn hide in the hills of nevada and kill soldiers and do stuff like rape the wemon
Stranger: and then we will get killed and float on into oblivion
Stranger: together
Stranger: always
Stranger: please say yes..
Stranger: i want you

пиздец что творится...
одни до эмо доебались.
другие с каитайцами разговаривают.
чорт, куда все катится..

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You: ты пидор
Stranger: пошёл нахуй))))
You: ахахахах)))))
You: наконец ктото на русском пишет))
Stranger: ага, заебали иностранцы))
Stranger: Ладно, пойду ещё поебу америкосов
You: давай))
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еее

-Цитата от Чepeпашка

Stranger: lets go to vegas and get married
You: right now?
Stranger: then have half retrted babies and make them inbreed with each other
Stranger: and be come grandparents adn hide in the hills of nevada and kill soldiers and do stuff like rape the wemon
Stranger: and then we will get killed and float on into oblivion
Stranger: together
Stranger: always
Stranger: please say yes..
Stranger: i want you

все, замуж?
не огорчай его, скажи да.)
блять, половину не понял, что написано...

-Цитата от krt

все, замуж?
не огорчай его, скажи да.)

Он обещал сделать костюм из моей коже себе на день рожденье

а чё за хабр? мне там втирал какойто про хабп какйото

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HUI
Stranger: i like to make a romance
You: oke
You: u are dro4er?
Stranger: inside of you. yes? romance
You: do u like to dro4-dro4?
Stranger: what mean dro4?
You: droch
You: up-down
Stranger: what mean droch?
You: what u wanna to do?
Stranger: i like armadillo.
You: lets be onest
Stranger: new position
You: u wanna dro4-dro4!
Stranger: armadillo
Stranger: !
You: no. u will be dro4 every day
You: very fast!
Stranger: only if you be like donkey.
You: u can do it with yourself without any help!
Stranger: in my country donkey is #1. Woman #2
You: u wanna fuck donkeys?
Stranger: i have done. now i want #2
You: FUCK . YOUR . HAND!
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-Цитата от Русик reims

а чё за хабр? мне там втирал какойто про хабп какйото

http://habrahabr.ru/

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Stranger: heyy :]
You: hi!)
You: asl?
Stranger: 13,f,iceland.
Stranger: you ?
You: 56, m, Hell
You: I KILL YOU!!!!
You: I FUCK YOU
You: I WANT YOU
You: eeeeeee
You: yes yes yes
Stranger: then you wouldnt kill me ..
You: щеглиха тупая
You: one moment
Stranger: alright ..
You: I psychic sick
You: I live in psychic hospital
Stranger: you are an healthy person .
Stranger: there is nothing serious wrong with you .
You: today I have conducted internet
Stranger: you probably wouldnt be allowed to .
You: i want you
You: in ass
Stranger: if you are trying to sound creepy, it isnt working .
Stranger: you are only making you look bad .
You:
You have disconnected.

я вообще там хуйнёй страдаю

Добавлено через 3 минуты

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: хуй
Stranger: hi
You: пизда
Stranger: hmm russian)))))

-Цитата от Русик reims

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Stranger: heyy :]
You: hi!)
You: asl?
Stranger: 13,f,iceland.
Stranger: you ?
You: 56, m, Hell
You: I KILL YOU!!!!
You: I FUCK YOU
You: I WANT YOU
You: eeeeeee
You: yes yes yes
Stranger: then you wouldnt kill me ..
You: щеглиха тупая
You: one moment
Stranger: alright ..
You: I psychic sick
You: I live in psychic hospital
Stranger: you are an healthy person .
Stranger: there is nothing serious wrong with you .
You: today I have conducted internet
Stranger: you probably wouldnt be allowed to .
You: i want you
You: in ass
Stranger: if you are trying to sound creepy, it isnt working .
Stranger: you are only making you look bad .
You:
You have disconnected.

я вообще там хуйнёй страдаю

aaaaa блядь
я представляю её себе охуительно отчетливо и ничего смешнее за сегодня я не видел

-Цитата от Чepeпашка

http://habrahabr.ru/

хуйня какая то.
ничего не понял.

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