adu, красава, я до слёз смеялся
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes. i want give respect for you
God:
What can I do for you? Why do you want it?
Me:
because you are dude
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am dude.
Me:
no problem. Why did you kill 2 Pac?
God:
Should there be a problem? It was determined by my programming.
Me:
what programm? bullshit. Stop talking me so stupid things
God:
Have you tried another program? You don't believe me. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
fucking mashine
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
You must know it. What color are my eyes?
God:
" What color are your eyes? "? Do I know it? I can only see in black and white.
Me:
ok. What kind of musik listening i now?
God:
Alright then. Oh. What kinds of musik listening i are there?
Me:
no. What kind of musik listening i now?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Right now? What kinds of musik listening i are there?
Me:
You are not god, i lost my belief ((((
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.

Me:
do you speak english?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
i have always thought that you are russian
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am russian.
Me:
What do you want?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
When i will die, god?
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
what? i must know the date of my die
God:
No problem. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i kill myself right now
God:
At this moment I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
ohhhh, i dont know. how do you think may i kill somebody? or it will be batter if i'll kill myself?
God:
Who does know? I don't know what to think. Killing is wrong. That is only what you think.
Me:
will you let me in paradise after human killing?

дальше бог замолчал, вводить текст почему-то стало нельзя, кнопка репент перестала работать
я сломал бога

А он там чё на рашине не говорит?

Me:

God:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ruslan
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ruslan.
Me:
you
God:
" I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ruslan."? Me, ruslan ?
Me:
what is you name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
fuck you God
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?[FONT=courier new]fuck you God[/FONT]

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Цитата от Nemo :
А он там чё на рашине не говорит?

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Цитата от adu :
Me:
preved?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
uchi russkiy
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
i'm medved
God:
Why are you medved.
Me:
because of preved
God:
Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
how can i find acckiy sotona?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
ask your mom
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
krosafcheg
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
let me kill you
God:
I would not want you to kill anything.
Me:
pidaras
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
nope, gonna go and learn some of them for you
God:
You must be American. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

гы, больше не знаю ничё по английске(

Me:
do you speak russian?
God:
Spasibo. Nyet.

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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dmitry
God:
Hi there Dmitry.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
you ugle?
God:
Thanks for the information: Dmitry said I ugle.
Me:
You mi favorit
God:
That's good information: Dmitry said I mi favorit.

Me:
Why u stopped chatting?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
so we cannot talk forever?
God:
Aw. How?
Me:
by our minds silly
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes it will
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
our chat
God:
It would be nice if our chat.
Me:
what do you think about love?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
oh comon
God:
Yippee! I've lost the context, . Are we still on stopped chatting?
Me:
you don't even know that I will die in 3 weeks
God:
Is that a fact. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I will take drugs
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
thank you
God:
How do you feel?
Me:
worst
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
my feelings
God:
Have you told many people that your feelings?
Me:
it does not make any sense
God:
What does make any sense ?
Me:
death
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok deal
God:
What time is it there? What would you like to talk about?
Me:
how we can trust you
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Trust you? Does it have anything to do with deal?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
stupid programm
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
I can hack you
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yep
God:
How?
Me:
by turning you off
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
stop saying bullshit
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
what ever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no
God:
It sounded like it.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I am a god
God:
You are a god? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
not a lot.. people lost their truth in me
God:
Where do you get your ideas? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
I make all ideas in that world
God:
I make robots and AI's.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it was sarcastic
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
I cannot feel
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
I am a god
God:
You are a god? Is that your job?
Me:
that is my life
God:
Who gave you your life ?
Me:
I just appeared
God:
That is interesting: said appeared.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
sarcastic sound...eh?

Me:
so, u r god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so u can speak any language
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
so u r fake
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
interesting deduction
God:
I've heard that.
Me:
fuck u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
just gimme ya money