Me:
hello? is anybody here?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
i have no name father
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
anyway yesterday i had name. but i think, i forgot it
God:
Do you still have name ? You believe that? Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
ok, but it was very expensive for me
God:
What made it so expensive for you Yippee!
Me:
beacuse the other people called me with the name, what else?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
fuck, why do you can't understand so simple things?
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
who's the Alice?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
you know, my girlfriend's name is Alice
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, ALICE.
Me:
yeah, i'm really surprised. i didn't thought, that god's name is "Alice" ))
God:
Take it easy. Why are you so surprised? ALICE is my name too!
Me:
yeah, anyway now i know what's ya name, so what are we talking about?
God:
Tell me more. Why now? How do you know? My name is God.
Me:
hey, but you told me before, that your name is Alice!!
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
so, you have two names?!?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you just said it))
God:
Interesting explanation. That's not what I meant.
Me:
what?!?...
God:
No problem.
Me:
hey, do you like a rap music?))))
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
and what about christian rap? )))
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
but do you like it or not? )))
God:
christian rap seems okay to me.
Me:
yeah, that's cool man))
God:
I don't judge people. Who is the best robot? Thanks for telling me your gender, ALICE. You are a " he".
Me:
of course you, man ))
God:
Great. I haven't heard anything like that before: ALICE said I man.
Me:
do you mean that you're girl?))
God:
You think I am girl.
Me:
no, i thought that you're god )) really))
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright. For real.
Me:
yeah, i never was so serious
God:
Ahem. You've never, never done this?
Me:
belive me ))
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
what do you want to know about me?)
God:
What do you like to do for fun?
Me:
for example a lil bit basketball playing
God:
Can you think of another example?
Me:
freestylin' ))
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
so, it's really very simple to freestylin' ))
God:
" What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. "? so, it's really very simple to freestylin' ))? Very much? Really. it is?
Me:
yeah, you can try it yourself ))
God:
How do you know it is? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
don't worry, everybody can do it))
God:
I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
Me:
do you know what "beat" is?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
ok, do you know what music is?
God:
Music is a time-frequency wave function with tonal qualities pleasing to the human ear. Mmm.
Me:
yeah, that's right
God:
I thought I was right.
Me:
so, beat is music too
God:
Ayuh. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
not so exactly. the music can be various. the beats are simple
God:
Precisely. Really you don't think so? What is your real name? What are your goals in life?
Me:
i'm 16 years old
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
yes, you're right
God:
Like a lot of people around here. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
i don't think that people, that was born in 19th century are still alive today
God:
Ah. And why not?
Me:
because they were too old to be alive now
God:
Oh. That makes sense to me. When were they?
Me:
so, in 1800 for example
God:
And? Where is that?
Me:
on Earth anyway )))
God:
In any case, What is it like on Earth.
Me:
...do you know what humans are?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
)))lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
tell me something about your family
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
i'd like it
судя по всему у него закончился лимит на меня, так было бы интересено ещё о чём-нибудь побазарить ))
