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//Конфиг для Сounter-Strike 1.6
unbindall
//--------------------------------
//Основные клавишы™
//--------------------------------
bind "TAB" "+showscores"
bind "ESCAPE" "cancelselect"
bind "'" "+moveup"
bind "," "buyammo1"
bind "." "buyammo2"
bind "/" "+movedown"
bind "0" "slot10"
bind "1" "slot1"
bind "2" "slot2"
bind "3" "slot3"
bind "4" "slot4"
bind "5" "slot5"
bind "6" "slot6"
bind "7" "slot7"
bind "8" "slot8"
bind "9" "slot9"
bind ";" "+mlook"
bind "`" "toggleconsole"
bind "a" "+moveleft"
bind "b" "buy"
bind "c" "radio3"
bind "d" "+moveright"
bind "f" "stopsound"
bind "g" "drop"
bind "h" "+commandmenu"
bind "j" "cheer"
bind "l" "showbriefing"
bind "m" "chooseteam"
bind "n" "nightvision"
bind "o" "buyequip"
bind "q" "lastinv"
bind "r" "+reload"
bind "s" "+back"
bind "u" "messagemode2"
bind "w" "+forward"
bind "x" "radio2"
bind "y" "messagemode"
bind "z" "radio1"
bind "~" "toggleconsole"
bind "ALT" "+strafe"
bind "CTRL" "+duck"
bind "SHIFT" "+voicerecord"
bind "INS" "+klook"
bind "BACKSPACE" "reconnect"
bind "]" "snapshot"
bind "shift" "+speed"
bind "i" "hud_saytext"
//-----------------(активация бомбы на "V")
alias +plant_c4 "weapon_c4; wait; +attack; +duck; say_team Cover Me, I'm Planting The C4!"
alias -plant_c4 "-attack; -duck; "
bind v "+plant_c4"
//-----------------(бесшумная дезактивация бомбы)
alias "+silentdefuse" "+use;wait;-use;wait;+use;wait;-use;wait;+use;wait;-use;wait;+use;say_team Cover Me, I'm Defuse The C4!"
alias "-silentdefuse" "-use";
bind "e" "+silentdefuse";
//-----------------(оружие из одной руки в другую на CAPS LOCK)
alias weapon_r "cl_righthand 1;bind capslock weapon_l;developer 1;echo > > > >WEPON RIGHT;developer 0"
alias weapon_l "cl_righthand 0;bind capslock weapon_r;developer 1;echo < < < <WEAPON LEFT;developer 0"
bind "capslock" "weapon_l"
//--------------------------------
//Оптимизация системы™
//--------------------------------
ati_npatch "1.0"
ati_subdiv "2.0"
bgmvolume "1.000000"
volume 2
cl_allowdownload "1"
cl_allowupload "0"
cl_backspeed "800"
cl_cmdbackup "4"
cl_cmdrate "130"
cl_corpsestay "180"
cl_crosshair_translucent "0"
cl_dlmax "151"
cl_download_ingame "0"
cl_dynamiccrosshair "1"
cl_forwardspeed "400"
cl_himodels "0"
cl_idealpitchscale "0.8"
cl_lc "1"
cl_logocolor "#Valve_Ltgray"
cl_logofile "8ball1"
cl_lw "1"
cl_minmodels "1"
cl_radartype "1"
cl_righthand "1"
cl_shadows "1"
cl_timeout "300"
cl_updaterate "90"
cl_vsmoothing "0.05"
cl_weather "0"
cl_showfps "0"
console "1"
crosshair "1"
fastsprites "0"
fps_max "100"
fps_modem "101"
hisound "1"
hpk_maxsize "4"
hud_capturemouse "1"
hud_centerid "1"
hud_draw "1"
hud_fastswitch "1"
hud_saytext_internal "1"
hud_takesshots "0"
joystick "0"
lookspring "0.000000"
lookstrafe "0.000000"
m_filter "0"
m_forward "1"
m_pitch "0.022"
m_side "0.8"
m_yaw "0.022"
model "gordon"
MP3FadeTime "2.0"
MP3Volume "0.40"
mp_decals "0"
net_scale "5"
r_bmodelhighfrac "999"
r_detailtextures "0"
r_mirroralpha "1"
_snd_mixahead "0.1"
s_a3d "0"
s_automax_distance "30.0"
s_automin_distance "2.0"
s_bloat "2.0"
s_distance "60"
s_doppler "0.0"
s_eax "1"
s_leafnum "0"
s_max_distance "1000.0"
s_min_distance "8.0"
s_numpolys "200"
s_polykeep "1000000000"
s_polysize "10000000"
s_refdelay "4"
s_refgain "0.4"
s_rolloff "1.0"
s_verbwet "0.25"
suitvolume "0.250000"
spec_autodirector_internal "1"
spec_drawcone_internal "1"
spec_drawnames_internal "1"
spec_drawstatus_internal "1"
spec_mode_internal "2"
spec_pip "0"
voice_enable "1"
voice_forcemicrecord "2"
voice_modenable "1"
voice_scale "2"
voice_loopback 0
sv_aim "0"
sv_voiceenable "1"
setinfo "_ah" "1"
setinfo "lang" "en"
setinfo "_pw" "1"
setinfo "_lang" "en"
setinfo "_vgui_menus" "0"
setinfo "maxplayers" "30"
setinfo "lefthand" "0"
setinfo "dm" "1"
skin ""
team ""
_cl_autowepswitch "0"
//--------------------------------------------
ex_interp 0.05;alias ex_interp
cl_fixtimerate 0;alias cl_fixtimerate
ex_extrapmax 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999;alias ex_extrapmax
gl_ztrick 100;alias gl_ztrick
r_mmx 1;alias r_mmx
gl_zmax 999999999999999999999999999999999999999;alias gl_zmax
gl_d3dflip 1
cl_bobcycle 0.8
cl_bobup 0
cl_bob 0
cl_resend 1.5
sv_unlag 99999999999999999999999999999
sv_unlagpush -99999999999999999999999999
sv_unlagsamples 2
sv_maxunlag 1
sv_failuretime 0.4
cl_nosmooth 151;alias cl_nosmooth
//--------------------------------
//МЫШКА™
//--------------------------------
//--(Антиотдача опускает прицел при зажиме) вкл/выкл на колесо мышки
cl_pitchspeed "3.15"
cl_yawspeed "0.7"
alias +1 "cl_pitchspeed 3; cl_yawspeed 0.45; +attack; +lookdown; +left"
alias -1 "cl_pitchspeed 255; cl_yawspeed 210; -attack; -lookdown; -left"
alias antirecoilon "bind mouse1 +1;bind mouse3 antirecoiloff;echo Anti Recoil System ON [1]"
alias antirecoiloff "bind mouse1 +attack;bind mouse3 antirecoilon;echo Anti Recoil System OFF [0]"
bind mouse1 "+attack"
bind mouse3 "antirecoilon"
//--
alias +bhop "alias _special @bhop;@bhop"
alias -bhop "alias _special"
alias @bhop "special;wait;+jump;wait;-jump"
alias "zoom" "bind mouse2 +attack2;bind mouse4 jump;;developer 1;echo HA MbILLIKE ZooM;developer 0"
alias "jump" "bind mouse2 +bhop;bind mouse4 zoom;;developer 1;echo HA MbILLIKE PACnPbIr;developer 0"
bind "MOUSE4" "jump"
//--
bind "MOUSE2" "+attack2"
bind "MOUSE5" "+voicerecord"
bind "MWHEELUP" "+duck"
bind "MWHEELDOWN" "+duck"
//--------------------------------
//КЛАВИШИ "F"™
//--------------------------------
bind "F1" "say /rankstats"
bind "F2" "say /top15"
bind "F3" "say /hp"
bind "F4" "say /me"
//Понижение пинга™
bind F5 "ex_intep 0.05;rate 25000;cl_rate 20000;cl_cmdrate 120;cl_cmdbackup 2;cl_updaterate 120;cl_dlmax 10000;echo LAN configuration"
bind F6 "rate 6000;cl_cmdrate 20;cl_updaterate 15;cl_rate 9999;cl_cmdbackup 2;echo MODEM configuration"
bind F7 "rate 23000;cl_cmdrate 45;cl_updaterate 40;cl_rate 9999;cl_cmdbackup 2;echo 1 MB+ configuration"
bind F8 "rate 7000;cl_cmdrate 40;cl_cmdbackup 3;cl_updaterate 40;cl_dlmax 48;ex_interp 0.1;echo IDSL configuratio"
bind "f9" ""
bind "F10" ""
bind "F11" "echo T Spec; kill; chooseteam;menuselect 6; chooseteam; menuselect 1; menuselect 1"
bind "F12" "echo CT Spec; kill; chooseteam;menuselect 6; chooseteam; menuselect 2; menuselect 2"
//--------------------------------
//ГРАФИКА™
//--------------------------------
brightness "1.920000"
gl_monolights "0"
gamma "3"
gl_dither "9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999"
gl_flipmatrix "0"
gl_fog "1"
gl_overbright "1"
gl_polyoffset "0.1"
gl_spriteblend "1"
gl_playermip 0
brightness 5
//--------------------------------
//ИМЕНА™
//--------------------------------
name "eeE*y^ ^"
//--------------------------------
//ИНТЕРФЕЙС™
//--------------------------------
con_color "777 999 777"
cl_crosshair_color "321 321 321"
-graph
net_graph "3"
cl_crosshair_size "1"
cl_crosshair_translucent "0"
bottomcolor "40"
net_graph "0"
net_graphpos "1"
topcolor "30"
bottomcolor "40"
viewsize "110"
cl_showfps 1
//--------------------------------
//К О М А Н Д Ы Ч А Т А™
//--------------------------------
bind uparrow "bot_add_ct"
bind downarrow "bot_add_t"
bind leftarrow "bot_kick"
bind rightarrow "bot_kill"
//--------------------------------
//П У Л И™
//--------------------------------
tracerspeed "4000"
tracerblue "60"
//--------------------------------
//АТВОМАТИКА по 2 патрона НА "T"™ (отключено. для включения уберите "//")
//--------------------------------
alias "a2" "bind mouse1 +gun2;bind t a4;developer 1;echo AutoMode 2 naTpoHa;developer 0"
alias "a4" "bind mouse1 +attack;bind t a2;developer 1;echo AutoMode Automatical;developer 0"
alias "+gun2" "+attack;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;w ait;wait;wait;-attack"
alias "-gun2" "-attack"
a4
//--------------------------------
//Автозакупка™
//--------------------------------
bind "kp_ins" "autobuy"
bind "kp_enter" "defuser;primammo;secammo;vesthelm;vest;hegren;fla sh;flash;sgren"
bind "kp_plus" "hegren;flash;flash;sgren"
bind "kp_del" "hegren;flash;defuser;flash;secammo"
bind "kp_end" "m4a1;ak47;primammo"
bind "kp_downarrow" "aug;sg552;primammo"
bind "kp_pgdn" "galil;famas;primammo;"
bind "kp_leftarrow" "awp;primammo"
bind "kp_5" "g3sg1;sg550;primammo"
bind "kp_rightarrow" "scout;sg550;primammo"
bind "kp_home" "usp;secammo"
bind "kp_uparrow" "deagle;secammo"
bind "kp_pgup" "glock;secammo"
bind "kp_minus" "mp5;primammo"
bind "*" "m3;primammo"
bind "kp_slash" "m249;primammo"
//--------------------------------
//Понижение пинга™
//--------------------------------
ex_interp 0.05
ex_extrapmax 1.2
cl_resend 6
cl_rate 20000
cl_corpsestay 0
cl_shadows 0
cl_weather 0
sv_minrate 2500
sv_maxrate 9999
sv_minupdaterate 10
sv_maxupdaterate 40
sv_unlagsamples 2.3
sv_unlag 1
sv_maxunlag 2.4
sv_unlag 1
sv_unlagpush 55555
sv_unlagsamples 1
sv_lan_rate 25000
rate 25000
cl_cmdrate "120"
cl_cmdbackup "2"
cl_updaterate "120"
cl_dlmax "10000"
//--------------------------------
//Распрыг™
//--------------------------------
alias +pro.aj "alias pro.tog2 pro.aj.f;alias pro.sp1;alias _special pro.a.f;pro.a.f"
alias -pro.aj "alias pro.tog2;pro.sp2;alias pro.sp1 pro.sp0;-jump"
alias pro.aj.f+ "+jump;alias pro.aj.f pro.aj.f-"
alias pro.aj.f- "-jump;alias pro.aj.f pro.aj.f+"
alias pro.aj.f "pro.aj.f+"
alias pro.sp1 "pro.sp0"
alias pro.sp2 "pro.sp0"
alias pro.sp0 "alias _special"
alias pro.a.f "pro.tog1;pro.tog2;wait;special"
alias pro.tog1;alias pro.tog2
alias pro.aj1 "bind space +pro.aj;echo [==BunnyHop1 ON==];spk activated"
alias pro.aj2 "bind space +jump;echo [==BunnyHop1 OFF==];spk deactivated"
pro.aj1
//--------------------------------
//МЫШКА™2™
//--------------------------------
sensitivity "7.5"
m_pitch "0.022"
m_yaw "0.022"
m_forward "1"
m_side "0.8"
m_filter "0.000000"
zoom_sensitivity_ratio "1.2"
+mlook
alias weapon_1 "cl_lw 1;bind l weapon_2;developer 1;echo > > > >CL_LW 1;developer 0"
alias weapon_2 "cl_lw 0;bind l weapon_1;developer 1;echo < < < <CL_LW 0;developer 0"
bind "l" "weapon_2"
reconnect;gl_monolights 1;cl_shadows 0;cl_weather 0;lightgamma 0
alias "+un.app" "alias _special un.atkap;un.atkap"
alias "-un.app" "alias _special"
alias "un.atkap" "special;wait;+attack;wait;-attack"
bind mouse1 "+un.app"
alias m_pitch r_drawviewmodel 0
clear
echo "C [||||||||||||||||||||||||||] >"
wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Co [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Con [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Conf [||||||||||||||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;waitwait;wait;clear;wait; wait;
echo "Confi [|||||||||||||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config [||||||||||||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config f [||||||||||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config fo [|||||||||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for [||||||||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Co [|||||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Cou [||||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Coun [|||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Count [||||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counte [|||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counter [||||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counter- [|||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counter-S [||||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counter-St [|||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counter-Str [||||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counter-Stri [|||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counter-Strik [||||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counter-Strike [|||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counter-Strike [||]"
wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;clear;wait;wait;
echo "Config for Counter-Strike [ 1.6]"
echo "Powered by:"
echo "Sh[1]neiY_eeE*y^ ^/"
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